Team Smackage
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The Smackage Goat, Spokesperson Truly the Face of Smackage, he was born and raised in a barn in Dublin, Ireland, but felt that his opportunities were limited because of his status as a goat. With the help of some friends, a wig, a turtleneck sweater, and a dream, he was able to disguise himself as a regular Irishman. He received a full scholarship to Oxford University in London where he studied for five intense years and received a PhD in Atomic and Laser Physics from the university in 2003. Favorite Quote: “I wanna f— you like an animal” – The Smackage Goat, way before Trent Reznor |
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Jenny, Smackmaster When she’s not working at a video game company in San Francisco, California, Jenny uses her Stanford degree in Computer Science for the betterment of mankind — laying the smack down. A self-proclaimed perv and avid counter of weird things, Jenny has seen approximately 15 men wearing ass-less chaps, 8 men dressed as geishas, 1 guy dressed as a fairy, 13 men dressed as boy scouts, and 3 drunk russians dressed in police uniforms while walking around San Fran. Favorite Quote: “Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back? ” |
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Nadine, Smackmaster Nadine grew up in Texas, where she began the Cubicle Revolution on October 25, 2005. She enjoys traveling and eating food. She plans to embezzle funds from her friend and colleague Jenny to fund her escape from this country. Her chocolate chip cookies are so delicious they once made a grown man forsake his own grandmother. Favorite Quote: “Your emperor is nothing but an old maidservant accustomed to being raped by everyone!” – Napoleon Bonaparte |
