For the second time in the past few weeks, Britney Spears checked into rehab and checked out in less than 24 hours. Rumor has it that she shaved her head so that nobody would be able to do drug tests on it. There hasn’t been any news on her kids, so hopefully they’re […]

If math were an animal, it would not be the mouse that’s more afraid of you than you are of it. No, math would be the mighty bear, who smells your pathetic fear and eats you alive, because it knows your weakness and will not hesitate to exploit it. That’s right; researchers found […]

The president of Gambia claims he’s invented a cure for AIDS, which involves a topical herbal paste, a bitter drink, and a banana. President Yahya Jammeh has told reporters he’s certain that he’s found a cure for AIDS. The World Health Organization issued a statement in response to Jammeh’s claims:
“As the World Health […]

New footage has surfaced, which shows Anna Nicole Smith really, really high while pregnant. Her bad-acting, fake-grieving, gold-digging boyfriend/lawyer was the one filming.

Yes, this is terrible and everyone involved seems like a horrible person. However, we should note that Anna Nicole high is not that much different from Britney Spears sober.

We […]

he widow of a longtime smoker won $79.5 million in punitive damages from Philip Morris, but the Supreme Court threw out the case.
“Williams, according to his widow, never gave any credence to the surgeon general’s health warnings about smoking cigarettes because tobacco companies insisted they were safe. Only after falling sick did Williams […]

John McCain, the straight-talkin’ Arizona senator who ran for president in 2000 on a platform of morality, realized his old strategy wasn’t working and now wants everyone to know that he’s a Republican politician. He used to be pro-choice, on the basis that overturning Roe v. Wade would result in thousands of unsafe, illegal […]

Not to be one-upped, a Texas car salesman became the ultimate “bad cop” of making deals when he attacked a customer with a machete. 73-year-old Robert “Jack” Parker was sentence to jail for 10 years for the attack. The customer had bought a car and was arguing with Parker over license plates when the […]

While you were worrying about terrorism and bird flu, a salmonella outbreak hit the U.S. More than 300 people have gotten sick from contaminated Peter Pan peanut butter. It’s described as “the first U.S. salmonella outbreak linked to peanut butter,” and also affects Wal-Mart’s Great Value peanut butter, which is produced by the […]

In a move that will please hundreds of British guys and their prostitutes, a UK pharmacy chain is going to start selling Viagra over the counter starting today. The pilot program starts in three Manchester stores, and if it’s successful, it will expand to other stores across the region.
In a country with the world’s […]

The quest for love led a young, amorous polar bear to violence, injuring his unwilling mate. Male bear Payton was brought to the Memphis Zoo from Illinois to breed with the lovely Cranbeary, whether or not she wanted to. Cranbeary was reluctant, and Payton ended up throwing her off a 14-foot cliff. […]