Be back in a week or two. In the meantime, discuss how ugly Jessica Biel’s Oscar dress was, how much Pink looks like a man, and how many times Britney will leave and re-enter rehab. In case you haven’t heard about this yet, James Blunt ran over the foot of an old guy […]

Dear Loyal, Casual, and New Readers,
Smackage took a long hiatus, during which I’ve been in 5 countries, 3 U.S. states, and a district. I packed up my belongings and made a cross-country move, quit work, started grad school, made a semester of straight A’s, had a Team Smackage reunion in New York, and once […]

Dear Readers,
The Smackage Goat and I are in India, and we were even able to visit some of the Smackage Goat’s family. I’ll have pictures up as soon as I get to Bangladesh where the internet is more reliable.
We just got back to Delhi from Agra and Jaipur, and everything so far […]

While millions of lucky Americans were eating barbecue and fried chicken and drinking beer, I experienced a true “absence makes the heart grow fonder” moment; and by “moment”, I mean “12 hours”. I’ve been in Bangladesh for a few weeks now, and the 4th of July was the day of the hartal here. […]

Dear Readers,
Ever since we stopped writing Smackage, we’ve somehow had more visitors than ever before. Thank you to those of you who keep checking back, and rest assured that Smackage will be back soon, perhaps with fewer articles or more writers. And to those of you who have been leaving angry, hateful comments, […]

Smackage is taking an extended hiatus.

Today we begin our journey to Miami for the Annual Team Smackage Reunion. We’ll be soaking up lots of sun and ocean, but we love you so much we left you a whole week’s worth of Smackage in a special, time-release formula. Enjoy!
Love,

Thanks for bearing with us during our crazy week, but we’re back today. We still love you, and we hope you can forgive us!! Enjoy our Easter recap edition of Smackage today!

In all the hustle and bustle of making Easter eggs, we didn’t have time to write any Smackage today! We’ll try to get some done this weekend, and then the Team Smackage Miami Reunion is next week! See you soon!
Love,
Team Smackage