Alan Greenspan Tells Bernanke to Suck It

Ever since Ben Bernanke was appointed Federal Reserve Board Chairman, you would think that ex-Chairman Alan Greenspan would be too busy practicing his saxophone or having sex with his young wife to warn America about the failures of his successor, but you would be wrong. New Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has been playing it safe with Congress, saying that America’s economic growth was just fine, and that no changes were needed. He hasn’t really done anything since he became the Fed chairman, and that’s not great for America.
Yesterday, Alan Greenspan called Bernanke out in the media and showed the youngun’ that the world doesn’t even care that he’s the new chairman. Greenspan commented that the period of growth was coming to an end and that cyclical recession is near. Less than 24 hours later, the Dow Jones fell 400 points. Suck it, Bernanke!



March 1st, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Cyclical recession? I thought were still recovering from one
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I thought Greenspa died…….or was that Anna Nicole…….
August 19th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
whatever happened to smackage, you guys were on the verge.