Shit’s been going down in Italy, where that pansy-ass Prime Minister Romano Prodi couldn’t take the bipartisanship and resigned. Ever since his narrow win against the always jolly, always ridiculous Silvio Berlusconi. Some people in the government want Prodi to revoke his resignation, but the president might call for new elections, and I think we all know what that means: BERLUSCONI 2007!

That’s right, Berlusconi could be back in power within a few months, influencing policy, having more plastic surgery, and making lewd jokes about your mom. It’s just what this world needs. In this depressing time of war, global warming, and terrorism, nothing can break the tension like a prime minister with a good “that’s what she said” joke.

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