For the second time in the past few weeks, Britney Spears checked into rehab and checked out in less than 24 hours. Rumor has it that she shaved her head so that nobody would be able to do drug tests on it. There hasn’t been any news on her kids, so hopefully they’re with K-Fed or social services.

I’m gonna put Britney on a shortlist of celebrities who need to leave America and never be seen in public again. They like the attention, and we need to stop giving it to them. Michael Jackson did a pretty good job staying out of the public eye for a few years, and now that he’s back in the U.S., there’s probably some extra space in his mansion in Bahrain. I think Britney should go move to Bahrain, and she should take O.J. Simpson, Donald Trump and the uglier Olsen twin with her.

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