In the best television I’ve seen in a long time a press conference yesterday, Bush scolded and mocked a blind reporter for wearing sunglasses while asking a question. Bush, thinking he’s smart, pointed out there was no sun, to which the way too nice reporter responded, “I guess it depends on your perspective.” […]

Gorgeous supermodel Petra Nemcova is apparently dating liar cheating asshole ugly pervert bastard hideous balding mofo talentless dick who shouldn’t be famous so-called “singer” James Blunt. Blunt miraculously reached the top of the US and UK charts by singing like a eunuch in “You’re Beautiful”, a song about seeing a girl on […]

Nelly Furtado, who used to be cute and somewhat respected, has officially sold out. I understand that sometimes people get desperate in life and have to sell out. Maybe she blew all her money from “I’m Like a Bird” on extravagant clothes, expensive puppies, or cocaine, and now she needs to make a […]