In Indonesia, doctors believe that a woman who worked in a market caught the avian flu from an infected chicken, and then she spread the virus to eight family members. It’s the first case of bird flu spreading from human to human.
In seemingly unrelated new, Boo Boo the chicken has died. […]

Band name: Dixie Chicks
Album: Taking the Long Way
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A few years ago, Natalie Maines made some comment about how Bush sucks. Then her hillbilly fans got mad, so she took it back. Now that the Dixie Chicks have a new album out, Natalie’s decided that it’s time for some good ol’ […]

Gwen Stefani and her washed up B-list celebrity husband Gavin Rossdale welcomed a healthy baby boy into the world Friday. Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, will inevitably grow up to be a pretentious douchebag with a name like that.
With the news of the birth, the world anticipates Gwen’s return to hotness. I’ve never seen […]

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