It’s been widely publicized that American troops in Iraq and Afghanistan don’t have sufficient body armor, and that concerned parents often buy body armor on eBay to send their children. Now, the army is banning the use of all privately purchased body armor. Their reasoning is that Republican Party leaders don’t make money […]

While South American prostitutes are just learning to read, German call girls are training to be nurses for the elderly and telemarketers. When prostitutes hit their 30s, they become far less competitive, but the non-profit organization in charge of the training program says the sex industry has helped these hookers acquire some marketable skills:
“After […]

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay had his concealed handgun permit revoked when he was indicted on charges of conspiracy and money laundering. DeLay has appealed the revocation and wants to be able to carry a concealed handgun again. Shannon Flaherty, DeLay’s spokesperson, confirmed this and seems to believe it’s safe for criminals […]

A restraining order has been issued against Lewis the cat, a housecat in Fairfield, Connecticut. Neighbors are calling the cat psychotic, crazy, and a terrorist. Lewis has bitten and scratched at least six people in his neighborhood, and the restraining order was issued after he attacked an Avon lady who was getting out of […]

As part of the worst idea in the history of political campaigns an anti-abortion exhibit at a New York gallery, a life-sized sculpture of a naked, pregnant Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug was unveiled. The monument, sculpted by artist Daniel Edwards, will be on display at the gallery next month. […]

A 36-year-old Pasadena lawyer is suing the matchmaking website eHarmony for discrimination. John Claassen believes his civil rights are being violated because eHarmony only allows unmarried people to join. Claassen’s membership was denied because his divorce hasn’t been finalized.
“There are a lot of people out there in my situation who would like to […]

A new study reveals that young men with high self-esteem who feel good about their looks are the most likely to engage in risky behavior in the bedroom, such as not using condoms and having multiple partners. The opposite was true for girls; girls with high self esteem and a positive body image are […]

German scientists have found that cells in the testes of some mice can behave like embryonic stem cells. These mousticle cells have been manipulated to turn into cells of the heart, nerves, liver, skin, pancreas, and blood vessels. Doctors say that if the same holds true for the cells of human testicles, this […]

Because of recent news, Bond fans feared that Daniel Craig’s reputation as a sissy little bitch would prevent him from playing a convincing 007, the suave but lethal secret agent. Daniel Craig put these fears to rest when he confirmed the James Bond character has been adapted to be a sissy little bitch, so […]

A Kansas man gave K-Fed a run for his money this weekend. Christopher Greg Killion was arrested in an Oklahoma strip club after his toddler son followed him into the club from an unlocked vehicle. The child was left in an unlocked car approximately 20-feet away from a four-lane street in the rain […]