Newly published police reports reveal that President Bush fell off his bike and crashed into a police officer during last year’s G8 summit in Scotland. The officer suffered an ankle injury and had to walk on crutches.
“Mr Bush was shouting ‘Thanks, you guys, for coming’ when he lost control and collided with an officer, […]

In what may be the stupidest business decision ever, AskJeeves.com has made its final step in the transition from AskJeeves.com to Ask.com. Jeeves is no longer on the website, except in an answer to the frequently asked question, “Where the fuck is Jeeves?” on the site’s “About” section. Jeeves’ picture is nowhere […]

My future husband Soccer star David Beckham admitted that he was stumped by his 6-year-old son’s math homework. He had to call his wife, Posh Spice, to take over the simple addition problem.
“Their homework is so hard these days. It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, […]

Its been a while since I’ve seen a product while shopping that makes me do a double take. While perusing athletic footwear this past weekend, I came across the monstrosity that is the Nike Air Rift.
The description of the shoe reads that it is a “split toe four-way stretch mesh with an […]

A Columbian bicycle messenger has been sentenced to four years of house arrest for slapping a woman’s butt as he rode past her. Authorities believe this punishment will deter other potential ass-grabbers, while others say the punishment was excessive.
Hey Columbia, one thing you need to realize is that ass slapping is hilarious, […]

Another well-done movie preview mash-up, this time featuring an amalgamation of Toy Story 2 and Requiem for a Dream. Kids, this is probably the only chance you’ll ever get to hear the f-word come out of Woody’s mouth, so sit back and enjoy the show.

smackmaster“Where the hell is my chiffon?”

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Roth Capital Partners is an investment firm that likes to host very classy conferences that include performances by Snoop Dogg, who’s been known to smoke marijuana onstage, and the slutty scantily clad whorish non-conservative Pussycat Dolls. CEO Byron Roth says his firm likes to do things “a little differently,” and spends about $2.5 million […]

Yahoo banned the registration of email names that include the words allah, binladen, or osama. This created a problem for Ed Callahan, a random white guy who was just trying to help his mom set up an email account. Through trial and error, cALLAHan discovered that words associated with other religions seemed to […]

In Pink’s newest single “Stupid Girl,” she mocks Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson, and claims, “I don’t wanna be a stupid girl.” I’m calling bullshit on this one.
Hey Pink, just because you’re less popular than someone doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smarter than they are. As much as I hate both Jessica […]

In an attempt to bolster high school student’s interest in math, many teachers across the country have been trying to provide a cultural edgeto the subject matter by using cornrows to teach students about fractals. Fractals are geometric patterns that repeat on ever shrinking scales.
Each braid is represented as multiple copies of […]