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Steve Jobs Wants to Kill You

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Studies show that earbuds like the ones that come with iPods often damage hearing. Doctors recommend that people use mp3 players at 60% of the maximum volume and for no more than 30 minutes a day.

Nonscientific studies performed by Team Smackage prove conclusively that this is because Steve Jobs is the antichrist and wants you to go deaf. We recommend renouncing Satan by throwing out those trendy white earbuds.

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2 Responses to “Steve Jobs Wants to Kill You”

  1. Le Cyber Cactus » Steve Jobs Wants to Kill You Says:
    January 2nd, 2006 at 4:36 am

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  2. John Q. Sexenmeyer Says:
    January 3rd, 2006 at 9:41 am

    Umm… that was proven years ago when the things first came out. Also I think it is the same as fat equation difficulty, when people seem incapable of understanding that [no exercise + eating too much = becoming fat], it is [listening to music really loud + speakers right next to your eardrums = GOING DEAF].

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