Apparently owning a Delphinus Delight (NSFW) was not enough to satisy one 41 year old woman, who wedded a dolphin 6 years her junior in a modest ceremony in Jerusalem. While the wedding had no legal baring, it still remains really bizarre.

“It’s not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He’s the love of my life,” she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Sure it’s not a perverted thing.. sure. I think we all know that she was tired of a one-way relationship with her sparkly blue cabinet dwelling lover, and wanted something a little more two-way with a giant, ahem, prehensile wang.

smackmaster “I like my beer cold.. my tv loud.. and my homosexuals flaming”

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