Cocaine and Mobile Phone Service: A Winning Combination

Topless dancing cocaine fiend supermodel Kate Moss has signed a deal to appear in a television ad for Virgin Mobile. Finally, I can buy my cocaine, airline tickets, cell phone plan, music, and flu vaccines from the same company. Thank you, Virgin Group!
Since Virgin CEO Richard Branson now holds the world’s supply of flu vaccines, it’s only logical that the company branches out into other pharmaceuticals. I guess this means the price of flu vaccines and cocaine will be going up in the next few months; it’s time to stock up!
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smackmaster “wyamrd” |




December 12th, 2005 at 11:44 am
mmm…pharmaceuticals! i’m running out of my medical marijuana supply!
Help me Mr. Branson! my wrists are aching as i type this!
December 14th, 2005 at 7:29 am
The best thing the White Stripes ever did was get Kate Moss for that video for “I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself”.