Remember the olden days? Someone would break into your car and steal your stereo. You were bummed, but decided to find a good deal on a used one. You searched pawn shops and flea markets all over town, and finally found one comparable to yours for a decent price. In fact, […]

Studies by an insurance company show that New Year’s parties in Scotland result in more accidents than those in other areas.
“…Its more memorable New Year party claims included the Glasgow man who danced so vigorously that he lost his balance and fell through the patio doors of the host’s house.”
One party-loving host had […]

It seems that swinging is all the rage in Europe and Canada. Canada’s Supreme Court lifted a ban on swingers’ clubs, just in time for the holidays. The court ruled that group sex among consenting adults is neither prostitution nor a threat to society. L’Orage, a popular Montreal club, now features “Gang […]

Top Supreme Court laywer Paul Clement has recently jumped aboard Anna Nicole’s ongoing fight to claim her 89 year old husbands every last cent and legally filed her arguments. Obviously, the importance of the Anna Nicole Smith case far outweighs any other ongoing crises the Bush Administration faces at this current point in time […]

A 130-year old tortoise in Africa has adopted a baby hippo. Owen the hippo was living with his family when the tsunami hit. He washed up in a different area, orphaned. He ended up in a sanctuary with Mzee the tortoise. The happy ending is really adorable:
“The tortoise at first resisted. […]

Kevin Federline, the backup dancer - turned - baby daddy - turned - wigger husband of Britney Spears, recently launched his own website to give the ravenous public a preview of his upcoming album, The Truth, which drops in 2006. To save myself from the word vomit, you can read the apt […]

White House spokesman Trent Duffy claims that President Bush is an “avid reader” and a “history buff.” Duffy said that the president is spending part of his holiday reading “When Trumpets Call: Theodore Roosevelt After the White House,” a book about the post-presidential years of Theodore Roosevelt. Duffy also claims that Bush is […]

Looking like an extremely insane grinch, Pope Benedict XVI donned a “red velvet hat with white ermine trim” to avoid the 9 degree celsius weather to face his weekly general audience last week. Apparently none of his loyal sycophants advisors had the grapes to tip Pope Benedict to the fact that he looked so […]

As we all know, the music industry was determined to ruin Christmas this year, but little did we know that they already ruined Easter for one computer-illiterate mother of five. 43-year-old Patricia Santangelo was in church on Easter Sunday when the music industry said that she was illegally downloading songs by Godsmack and Incubus. […]

In a recent issue in GQ magazine, provocative photos of aspiring pop star Wafah Dufour (niece of Osama Bin Laden) accompanied an interview in which she describes her hopes and ambitions to separate herself from her infamous Uncle:
“Come on, where’s the American spirit? Accept me. I want to be embraced, because my values are like […]