A court in Moscow recently rejected the case of Russian lawyer Mr. Smykov to have the Simpsons banned from TV for promoting drugs, violence and homosexuality. In addition, he is seeking a compensation amount of £6 000 (about R4,5-million) for moral damages inflicted on his 9 year old son.
I’m sure Russia was indeed a […]

And if by “Get It On”, you thought I meant that 50 Cent and Freddie Mercury were caught having rough sex and whipping each other with licorice, I actually meant that a 50 Cent/Queen Mash Up album was recently released, you sick bastard.
Following in the heels of the Jay-Z/Beatles Grey Album, “Q-Unit” showcases the music […]

Goodness, it’s been a while. But I’ve come back to contribute my two cents on (you guessed it) fashion. Celebrities have the oddest fashion sense: they can look like gods and goddesses one day, but tomorrow they’ll be closer to the ho-bag down the street. And here’s the proof. Welcome to […]

Singer George Michael and his longtime partner Kenny Goss plan to get married early next year. British legislation allowing civil unions for same-sex couples goes into effect on Dec. 21.
This would be fine and dandy if George Michael lived in England, but he and his partner made the mistake of settling down […]

Facing stiff competition from their young, nubile counterparts, older prostitutes are being forced out of cities and into the more rural areas of Australia:
Prostitutes as old as 70 continue to work in rural Australia, pushed out of the cities due to strong competition from younger and more attractive sex workers.
If you like your hookers […]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced their official breakup last week. I’ve hated Jessica since the first time I saw/heard her. I think she’s a horrible role model for young girls, because she shows that you can get ahead in life if you have big boobs and are really stupid.
When Nick […]

At a recent Q&A session celebrating the 40th year of the Sound of Music, Julie Andrews announced that she thought Cameron Diaz would be perfect to play Maria in a remake. On the infamous mountain top scene, Andrews said:
“We shot the scene many times, and at the end of each take, the helicopter […]

A recent study performed by the University of Paris using data and images from NASA revealed that Saturn’s rings are not really rings, but a spiral that wraps around the planet several times.
Saturn, you filthy jerk, I can’t believe you’ve been lying to me all this time! First, I caught you in bed with […]

The army is using a video game to train soldiers for combat. America’s Army, unlike other military-themed games, is actually distributed by the American government. The game was initially used as a recruiting tool but is now also used for training soldiers.
Some people say that video games promote violence and anti-social behavior. […]

Several recorded phone messages of Michael Jackson were recently released in which he blames Jewish people for his mounting monetary problems:
“They suck…they’re like leeches…I’m so tired of it,” Jackson tells former adviser Dieter Wiesner. “The Jews do it on purpose.”
As far as self-respecting crazy ass celebrities go, I have to give the title to […]